Vanessa Who?

She Said:

I have a few questions…

Who is Vanessa Hudgens?
Why did these photos ruin her career?
What the fuck does she do?

I have not been keeping track of current events lately but I find it strange that I don’t even know who Vanessa Hudgens is. I consider myself pretty hip when it comes to pop culture.

All of this aside, I am pretty baffled as to why these photos ruined her career. I find them pretty tame. Unless she is a spokesperson for the Religious Right or a role model for pre-teens, why would these photos even warrant attention? After I finish this post, I am going to Google Miss Hudgens so that I can get the scoop. I chose to write this prior to doing so because there is a pretty good chance that she is a nobody and the story is far less interesting than anything I could dream up.

We don’t even get a nudie!

He said:

You don’t know who Vanessa Hudgens is?

She is only the star of High School Musical, the bestest movie of all time!

OK, I didn’t know that until I googled her.

So here is some “wholesome” young actress.  Apparently it is her status as a Disney movie starlet that makes these photos scandal worthy.

I must admit she is pretty cute.

I am only slightly disturbed that she was born when I was a senior in high school.

These photos only remind me just how much I love the Internet.

I feel that it is my right as an American to see nudie pics of every woman I see.

Maybe her next film will be:

Bedroom Musical!

The Professor