Articles by The Professor

Is it possible for anything in life to compare to a great blowjob?

Believe it or not there is one thing.

Road head.

Yep.

Road head.

Now in this Taxi Cab encounter our boy gets some love from his co-passenger in the back seat of the cab. I am of the opinion that for it to truly count as road head the receiver must be driving. The back seat of a cab is, however, an acceptable substitute in a pinch.

On a personal note I should say that the single best blowjob I ever received was while I was driving a brand new Porsche down a crowded city highway at about 110 (no shit this really happened). When I blew I nearly lost control and sideswiped a semi (who I am fairly certain was watching the show).
The best part was that she was so turned on that she was dripping wet and got the passenger seat stained with her pussy juice. I normally would have been upset except that the car was repossessed about a week later.

Good times.

Cheers-
The Professor

With age and experience comes a broader understanding of the joys to be found in sex.

Nothing compares to the rewards of exploring the body of a woman. In my opinion you can only truly pass into the world of “fucking” (as opposed to just having sex or, god forbid, making love) by elevating the pleasure of your partner above your own.

I really believe that.

Selflessness is not, however, mutually exclusive with personal gratification.

Without diminishing the value of getting her off let’s consider the money shot. Payment for services rendered.

I cannot overstate the importance of the location of the money shot.

Inside is good, inside the ass is better. A chest shot has a certain charm.

Coming in your lovers mouth is, however, the ultimate joy. This assumes, of course, that she swallows as spitting ruins it all.

That is why I like this clip. Not only does he get to cum in her mouth, she really seems to enjoy it. I don’t understand why he stopped fucking her so early that he has to jack off for so long. Nor do I understand why he opts to cum outside her mouth and not as deep in her throat as possible (although I do see that the shot would not be as visually interesting if he was too far in her mouth).

So take a look and raise your glass to women who swallow and like it!

Cheers-
The Professor

Let me start by saying that I love the Internet primarily for the amazing amounts of porn that it has delivered to me.

That being said I do occasionally miss the simple days of my youth. In the days of analog porn every image was as rare as gold and twice as valuable. Will the young people of today ever know the earthy pleasure of masturbating to a Sears underwear ad? Will a big ugly beige bra be enough to make a young boy run to the bathroom to rub one out?

This clip harkens back to the early days.

This pretty girl, who may actually be a real teen, giggles and smiles as she drops her black bra. At that critical moment when we should see those beautiful tits the clip ends. While we see nothing the mind races to fill in the missing information. Yes we can actually use our imagination.

Why do I like this clip so much? I can relate to it. When I was that young I would hold my breath when I was lucky enough to get a girl out of her bra. That second before I got to see nipple would last an eternity. I cannot so easily relate to a gang bang, bukaki scene or 99% of what the Internet offers in the way of adult entertainment.

So I offer this perfectly innocent clip as a way to reconnect with your lost youth when the value of a simple image was enough to make you feel alive.

Cheers,

The Professor

It has been suggested that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. While I like to think that a nice hard cock will always have a place in a woman’s life, I must admit that I sometimes fear for the worse.

It is my belief that the reason there are not more lesbians in the world is largely due to the fact that the real life lesbians are not so attractive. If, however, more woman who looked like these beauties preferred the fairer sex things would be quite different.

In this case the women help each other without a man in sight. Even for those women who really do enjoy a nice hard one, a strap-on is an easy fix. In fact, a dildo is superior to a man in several ways:

1) A dildo stays hard;
2) A dildo never comes first;
3) A dildo doesn’t cheat;
4) A dildo doesn’t drink too much or stay out all night;
5) A dildo doesn’t get jealous of other dildos.

If you really think about it, the only thing that men have and women don’t is sperm. Let’s just hope that more women don’t figure out how unnecessary we are.

Cheers,

The Professor

Sometimes I come across some porn that really makes me regret my life choices.

If only I had followed the dream of every young boy and been a porn star it could be my cock being worked over by this knockout chick with a great body and perfect tits……

Not only is she hot, it appears that she really enjoys sucking cock.

And it gets worse….

She also likes to fuck! That lucky bastard, who could have, who should have, been me just lays back while she jumps on for a nice ride to the finish.

The only consolation is that the video cuts out short of the money shot. I can only hope that, unlike me after watching, he was left with a bad case of blue balls!

Enjoy,

The Professor

Just another hard day being this guy.

I can’t imagine what wonderful things this joker did in his former life to deserve this type of treatment this time around. Whatever it was, it was well worth it.

Here we have two hot blonde chicks fighting each other to get their hands, lips, tongues and other parts on the luckiest cock in all the land.

In my limited experience with threesomes I have never had the good fortune of finding girls who can entertain themselves, and each other, while I am focused on the other… Obviously the product of good breeding and a fine finishing school these babes have really learned how to share.

Miss Manners would be proud.

Being a misanthrope I must point out the one flaw in this scenario. They aren’t twin sisters so HAH! That’s one part of this man’s real life that doesn’t match or best my active fantasy life.

Enjoy,

The Professor